You can't move your right hand clockwise and your right leg counterclockwise at the same time.
Coconuts kill more people than sharks every year. Same with cows.
"umop apisdn" is "upside down" spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
The reason artificial banana doesn't taste like real bananas is because that type of banana was wiped out from plaque in the 1950's.
Talkeetna, Alaska has a mayor who is a cat named Stubbs.